In the book it says that the people living around the Lonely Mountain referred to Smaug “with a curse and an ominous nod in the direction of the Mountain” and I just pictured Bard nodding solemnly towards the Mountain and whispering “motherfucker”
sam’s not gonna make it to that law school interview is he
What if the series ends with Sam in an office having just finished explaining to the Dean of Admissions why he is 10 years late for his interview.
And Dean and Cas are peering in through the window giving a thumbs up ready to corroborate his story.
Lemony Snicket goes up to the counter and orders a caffé Americano. It is bitter. The barista is armed. The man in the corner has poisoned someone’s drink. The espresso machine is on fire. Lemony Snicket begins to run down the street as the Starbucks explodes. He is being chased. He spills his coffee.